Berendem Air Panas

Seorang pemuda melangkah masuk ke warung.
Ojan: Keren amat. Mau ke mana?
Pemuda: Gunung Pacar, Bogor.
Ojan: Emang mau ngapain di sana?
Pemuda: Berendem air panas.
Ojan: Ngapain jauh-jauh ke sana?
Pemuda: Kan mau berendem air panas.
Ojan: Klo mau air panas mah, bilang aja. Tar saya rebusin, tinggal dipake berendem deh. Ga usah pergi jauh-jauh ke sana.
Pemuda: *tepok jidat*.

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