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Akhir2 ini gw sering banget bingung... kudu ngakak apa nangis gitu... klo baca iklan lowongan pekerjaan. Contohnya gini:


Sebuah perusahaan ternama, kelompok dari perusahaan terkemuka di Indonesia dengan berbagai produk yang sangat dikenal oleh masyarakat membuka kesempatan bekerja untuk posisi content writer & designer.
=>  catet ya, mrk mintanya buat 1 posisi, sementara skill yg dibutuhin ga cm 1.

Persyaratan: Pria, terbuka untuk fresh graduate, pendidikan sarjana S1, mampu mengoperasikan software website, multimedia, video editing, dan desain, mampu berbahasa Inggris (lisan & tulisan), mampu menulis dengan baik dan benar, mampu bekerja secara mandiri dan berkelompok dalam memenuhi tenggat waktu, berkarakter positif, memiliki inisiatif... bla... bla... bla...

S1 fresh graduate...
klo yg latar belakang pendidikan sesuai sama skill biasanya punya masalah ma aplikasinya... sementara ada segitu banyak software yg kudu bisa dia kuasain... ga kebayang tu nanti kerjanya kaya apa ya... coba deh ngedit foto or video sendiri... apa ya tu orang nanti bisa kelar deadlinenya?

Mampu berbahasa Inggris (lisan & tulisan), mampu menulis dengan baik dan benar. nyari orang yg bisa semua aplikasi di atas setau gw ga gampang... tu orang masih harus bisa bahasa Inggris, nulis dgn baik dan benar segala *geleng2 kepala*

Terakhir....
Klo emg dapet orang yg kaya gitu, kira2 mo digaji brapa ya?

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