Around midnight, Wednesday, June, 17th, 2009. A friend drove me home, with his bike. Friend: Gosh, I need to urinate. Me: Dejavu. We’ve been in this kind of situation before. Friend: Yeah, I remember. Me: So? Friend: Would you mind if we stop by somewhere ahead? I want to give a pee. Me: (Confused) Come on, you’re the one who take English major on college, not me. Friend: So, what’s the problem? Me: You should have known that you must say, “I want to take a pee” instead of “I want to give a pee”. Friend: Well, use your brain. When I urinate, am I taking a pee, or giving a pee? Me: …. (Couldn’t say anything)